What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

How do you respond to "I don't like you anymore"?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Man with the Golden Gun

What is music publishing?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-J W Pepper

What is the estimated number of people with an extra X chromosome?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?

-”Ah so!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

How was cancer treatment different in the US and the UK?

From Russia With Love

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Can shaving hair by Veet in our vagina cause diseases?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-All the bad guys are black.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why do men date women they are not really interested in?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

You Only Live Twice

How can you maintain self-control?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

What are some lesser-known facts about Bollywood and the Indian film industry? Are there any insider secrets that only those in the industry would know? How reliable are these claims?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Moonraker

What do you do when your family doesn’t care about you?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service